Tom Cruisetube

I review cruise ships properly. Not cabin tours. Not brochure fluff. Not “everything is amazing.” If you sail from the UK — Cunard, P&O, Princess, Royal Caribbean, Ambassador, Virgin Voyages, Fred Olsen and anything else that floats past Southampton — this is where we dissect it. Main reviews. Dining breakdowns. Entertainment verdicts. Gym & Fitness deep dives. Every bar. Ten Loves / Ten Hates / Ten improvements. And the occasional cruise-culture rant that makes Hyacinth nervous. I cruise every month. I pay for it myself. I’m not for sale. I say what I actually think. New videos twice a week. If you like ships, strong opinions, and humour that occasionally alarms relatives… welcome.