Ministry Of Cruisetube - Letter E

Welcome back to the Ministry of Cruisetube – where manners matter, lanyards dangle proudly, and the alphabet has never been so judgemental. Today we’re tackling the letter E in our A–Z of Cruise Culture: the indispensable guide for the man (or woman) about ship… and becoming that passenger who corners the crew with questions so stupid they should come with a warning label. Expect etiquette, excitement, exercise, entertainment, excursions, and a few eejits thrown in for good measure. If you’ve ever wondered why someone would book a formal-night cruise only to argue about wearing clothes… If you’ve ever questioned whether Le Havre is actually anywhere near Paris… If you’ve ever been trapped at a shared table with a Hyacinth, a Victoria2, and a man who definitely has a court date on Monday… This episode is for you. Strap in, adjust your towel clips, show the world your lanyard, and let the Ministry handle the education. Here, ladies and gentlemen… WE GO.