Queen Mary 2 Is Weird, Irritating… And Brilliant

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Patreon now open: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TomCruisetube Queen Mary 2 is brilliant. BUT... also weird, shabby, confusing, charming, frustrating, hilarious and completely unlike anything else at sea. This is not a full QM2 review, a dining review, an entertainment review and it sure as ship aint a cabin tour. This is the scrapbook episode: the strange little moments, odd design choices, Cunard myths, onboard quirks, passenger behaviour, website disasters, hidden details and random observations that didn’t belong anywhere else… but I didn't want to waste. From Queen Mary 2’s wonderful traditions to her baffling dead ends, from classic Cunard charm to things that make absolutely no sense whatsoever, this is a slightly chaotic wander through the bits of QM2 that only really reveal themselves once you’ve spent time onboard. Is Queen Mary 2 fancy? Perfect? Normal? Absolutely not. Still one of the most interesting ships in the world? Well… here, ladies and gentlemen… WE GO! 00:00 Intro 00:41 Sonic The Hedgehog 00:54 They Ain't Cufflinks 01:28 Website 02:09 Idiots Prom Mistake 02:32 Guest Entertainer Bookings 03:02 11 Months Almost Wasted 03:31 MDR Witches 03:57 Accounting 04:39 Panto Season 05:47 Art? 05:42 Jigsaws 05:55 Hasselhoff 06:25 Design Quirks 06:51 Glass Lifts 07:06 Shops 07:23 DEAD 07:35 Casino 07:53 Name Badge 08:02 Afternoon Tea 08:47 Wrap Up

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