Iona Entertainment Review – The Bangers, The Boring & The Absolute Shhh…

P&O’s Iona is enormous. Built for the masses. Programmed for absolutely everyone. And determined to entertain you whether you asked for it or not. During my week onboard I saw the lot. Theatre productions. Tribute acts. Cruise ship comedians. Cabaret nights. Military lectures. Bird costumes. Country bangers. Take That tears. Silent discos. And yes… THAT Skydome spectacle. Some of it absolutely rocked. Some of it hovered somewhere between “fine” and “why is this happening?” And some of it made me question every decision that had lead me to that moment. This is the full, no-brochure, no-rose-tinted rundown of Iona’s entertainment offering — what works, what wobbles, what’s aimed squarely at families, and what’s actually worth planning your evening around. If you’re sailing Iona and wondering: Is the theatre any good? Are the production shows worth your time? What’s the 710 Club actually like? Is The Limelight Club worth the extra money? What on earth happens in the Skydome at night? This is everything you need to know. No fluff. No “everything’s amazing.” Just the real verdict. Here, ladies and gentlemen… WE GO.