Record Budget Announced. Some Of It To Be Spent. | The Shady Times — Ep. 10
The world's most trusted source for completely unnecessary Caribbean news. The government has presented a $559 million budget, the largest in the territory's history since last year's. Jost Van Dyke has been informed. Also in this broadcast: our lead investigative correspondent has been standing in White Bay since Tuesday, counting cruise passengers. Brenda has the weather, the sea, and the anchor-dragging championships. The political desk asks whether the budget will be spent. The territory has three centenarians. The incinerator remains out of service. ⏱ THIS BROADCAST: 0:00 — The Budget 2:09 — The Investigation 3:05 — Weather And The Sea 3:54 — Sports: Anchor Dragging 4:35 — Still Counting 4:51 — The Political Desk 6:17 — Local News 7:11 — White Bay 7:25 — Island Briefs 8:08 — Sign-off (adjust to final cut) The Shady Times TV is the broadcast arm of The Shady Times, a real newspaper from a real beach in the Caribbean. New broadcasts weekly-ish. Island time applies. 📰 Read the paper: https://www.soggydollar.com/shady-times Anchored by Gary. Gary is a lobster. This is never addressed. #IslandLife #Satire #Caribbean #bvi