One Million Visitors, Asks If They Can Bring Friends | The Shady Times — Ep. 9
The world's most trusted source for completely unnecessary Caribbean news. More than one million visitors have arrived in the territory this year. Officials met with the cruise lines to ask whether that was everyone. It was not. Also in this broadcast: the newsroom investigates how many of them got off the ship. Brenda has the weather, the sea, and a ring-game match between two visiting states. Bay Watch counts eighteen thousand cruise passengers. The political desk covers a dispute over a very small body of water. Carl has booked a cruise. The customs window is closed. ⏱ THIS BROADCAST: 0:00 — One Million Visitors 2:17 — Weather 3:11 — Sports: The Ring Game 4:21 — Bay Watch 5:45 — The Political Desk 6:51 — Letters From The States 7:29 — Local News 8:22 — Arrivals 8:50 — Island Briefs 9:17 — Sign-off (adjust to final cut) The Shady Times TV is the broadcast arm of The Shady Times, a real newspaper from a real beach in the Caribbean. New broadcasts weekly-ish. Island time applies. 📰 Read the paper: https://www.soggydollar.com/shady-times Anchored by Gary. Gary is a lobster. This is never addressed. #IslandLife #Satire #Caribbean